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The Lovely Bones

The Lovely Bones.

So this weekend I let @theguelphgirl drag me to the local movie house to watch a film based on a cheerily dark little tale she'd read not too long ago.  This sad little tome bore the title The Lovely Bones and, I've been assured often enough to be curious, the book is better.

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Knight Rider 2008

Knight Rider 2008.

Ever since the back door (heh) pilot aired last year, I found myself, along with many who had fond memories of the original, anxiously awaiting the return of Knight Rider to my weekly television schedule. After getting a few episodes under my belt, all I can say is that when they release season 1 on DVD, I hope the pilot's on a seperate disc so I can take the rest, set them on fire and bury them in my backyard. Then urinate on them.

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Night Stalker - yuck

Night Stalker - yuck.

I know the show's 3 years old and probably dead in all but low rent syndication, but I recently caught the last 2 episodes of Night Stalker, and let me tell you, Carl Kolchak Stuart Townsend most definitely was not.

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